A mans fiancé dies so he travels through time to hook up with a smoking hot hottie who would otherwise be out of his league.
This guy builds a time machine out of some ole timey train whistles, steam pressure gauges, and a bunch of recycled glass jars. His buddy tells him to get over his fiancé's death, but instead he says 'deuces' to his best friend and goes 800 thousand years into the future. When he arrives everyone is dumb and sucks except for one smoking hottie who he has to rescue from the zombie/wolf/human hybrids. He blows up his glass jar and train whistle time machine which somehow has the explosive power of 19 nuclear bombs to save the hottie.
3 Stars.